Hello forum users, my name is Agent Beechcroft and I work with the National Sanitation Syndicate of Safety. I am issuing a wide web warning to you all to remind you to wash your hands after every restroom visit, sexual encounter, outdoor working, and handling of monies. Should you choose to sink the depths of depravity and use a public restroom, it is imperative that immediately submerge your hands in 99% alcohol proof hand sanitizer.
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31 Dec 2013 1:38AM
I just had sex and I have no hands. I'm going to die.

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02 Jan 2014 10:46PM
the only way to stay clean and healthy is to sanitize everything, all bacteria is bad bacteria!

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31 Dec 2013 10:47AM
How about my cock. What should I clean it with in a public restroom.....another man's mouth ???....Ha Ha Ha !!