I did not plan on having such a personal awakening tonight, but you guys, you brought me to a place I needed to be. You will read my epic novel of a forum post, and we will share a moment together. A great moment for me that changed me forever, and you are all a part of it. I listened to you all, I heard your voices, I read your god damn forum threads.
This will be a forum post that you will never forget. And not myself or anyone who reads will ever have the chance to be so moved by a single post. I will have to figure out what to do next and where to go from here but for now please, come be part of my human experience.
I would like to congratulate all of you. I mean, wow guys.... there are endless heaps of pointless bytes on the internet, the actual number must be truly astonishing. whether they be memes or videos of someones kid in a santa hat riding a tricycle, old AOL punters, its amazing how much needless content exists because of people like us, thankful we all should be to live in an age where senselessness is our right, and we fully embrace it without consequence.
You all, every one here, have been a part of the most significant waste of my time. I can't believe I actually sat here and spent 5-10 minutes looking at this... All this stuff, your opinions, beliefs, aggressive personalities followed up by a hint of what I think is insightful, maybe, but it's hard to talk anyone seriously anymore. People mistake their opinion for the truth all the time.. doesn't change reality does it? well... does it? the way you feel about stuff, and how you all just toss it around like its a weapon, then expect to be seen as someone with something to say...
thank you all, everyone here I applaud your dedication to keeping spirit of roasting random people in a forum with your rage and under appreciated intuition. since the fidonet days, on BBS, telnet, it's the same old story.
it is my fault for reading, as if i was even interested. seriously, why? why did I sit here and go through this thread.. I don't understand. I willingly gave a chunk of my life away just now, and I'm still doing it. I am concerned for some of you, that this really is an important part of your daily routine. I'm sure there are better things you could be doing, but looks who is talking...
i mean, im here too right? there's always something better to do, and I realize the pretentiousness of that statement trust me I spend most of my waking hours online messing around..
who is say what I am doing is better? It's not important, there are better things I could be doing, so like it or not, we are of like minds, you are my colleagues, we are a different breed of people, however....
You guys, and this thread... Listen, this is the most senseless, pointless, meaningless, self absorbed, never did and never will serve any purpose, steaming wet bucket of shit thread I have ever seen. more than that, blog post, facebook status, tweet, irc away status, whatever. It's the dumbest thing I have ever read. and it somehow sucked me in, and changed my life forever.
I just don't understand what you are doing... why? any of this why is it here? why did some many of you come together from so many different places to take part in this discussion that had no chance of serving any purpose other than to just try to out do each other.
you get that right? its not about proving any point or supporting a cause or pretending you are some deep and brooding superior mind because you so concerned with something so abstract, I think it's safe to say, we can all see through that, kk? And I said abstract, not unimportant or insignificant or anything negative, or positive, those are based on perception, just such an uncommon thing to consider yourselves justified for even chiming in, like you are so fking thoroughly aware of the issues around this topic, you should be able to step in and add to it.
You are, I don't see it as you shouldn't be allowed to speak your mind, or anything to restrict anyone... just how can you honestly hope to debate this with anything other than your emotion.
Do you all feel better about yourselves? you get all that out in the open? the right to protest, is just that. its the right to bitch about stuff you dont like. see, there is the problem up front. you don't like it. you respond to it based on how you perceive it, 1 + 1, when declared to be numbers and not characters, will always be 2. if characters, 11. that is real. a sudden outburst of feelings, is only real, to you. but beyond that, outside of opinion, there is not theoretical, but tangible reality. if anything, your abrasive approach, obviously coming from a place of inner rage, obvious because you have chosen to present the issue in a manner that thoroughly displays not only your words but your emotion, makes your point appear to have less value. like a toddler that wants whatever you decide what that little fucker wants a fucking remote control or bottle of motor oil fk i dont care the toddler wants it, initial response to being denied is WWWWWAAAA I WANT THAT FUCKING REMOTE CONTROL YOU ASSHOLE, making the point that there is clearly disagreement, but not in a way to would in any way change anyones mind. hey toddler, you can't have the remote, you're gonna get your sticky hands on it, thats gross, you don't have any need for the remote, WAS ANYONE HERE OUTRAGED ABOUT ANYTHING THEY CANT LIVE WITHOUT!! holy fk what are you going to do with anything you believe in or bitched about or cried and screamed and went out of your way to be a smart ass about regarding this forum?
you think people picketing outside walking around chanting some witty slogan ever accomplished anything? water tear gas, or big ass water hose, its like bug spray just get that annoying shit out of my personal space, I didn't invite it!
No, I'm not suggesting you keep quiet, or not let your voice be heard. but honestly... what is your voice? is it the result of factual and undeniable TRUTH? or is it how you have chosen to allow perception to speak for you instead. do you speak what you know, or a conditioned response, where the real issue only lives inside of you, not around you!
you cant live in your ideas! you can't! you live in the real world. that's an emotion you are feeling, beyond that, it's not real. because it isn't real. it's only real to you, but you are real, WWHHOOAA!! i just blew my own fucking mind WTF
But, you know what, world, internet, everyone here... you are just taking advantage of the services available to you, as you should, I'm glad you have a place to belong, and I'm glad we live in an era where we can all exchange our thoughts openly, we don't deserve it, we abuse it, but still it is there for us, good for you all. It's not you, it's me... fuck me.. fuck me for being here and getting involved. and losing this half hour of my life to your debate. I have no say so in this, it doesn't involve me.
It's not you it's me, I'm the asshole! I'm being a dick even being here.
i took a chunk out of my life to read through your convictions, and now I'm bombarding you with my sudden epiphany as a result of that, this thread, has brought me to a crossroad in my life, I could not have ever seen it coming...
I just had to come and thank you guys for generating this content. I will never forget the day I ran across this thread, and stopped to really think about if I understand what life is, if I am wasting my only chance to be here, why am I here? for this? surely not for this... there's no way life is reading random peoples debates on a porn site...
I come looking for Mistress T, and somehow I ended up here! Why!! How or who, where? I'm all fk'd up over this. Should I blame Mistress T and her god damn pantyhose? If she wasn't so nice but so mean but... it's like she's get-a-ble. i think I could bang Mistress T if I wanted.
But she's so sure that I want to. Talking to me like I owe her some dick but I should thank her for it too thats just crazy! I couldn't possible give a shit about what she wants me to do!
I don't care if she squirts everywhere at the thought of my dick or if a fucking gremlin crawls out of her twat and shits on her chest!!!
From now on, I'm done with anyone with Mistress in their name. Guess what bitch, I dont want to play your little game like you're better than me.
I just read the most inspiring forum thread ever, not because of the CONTENT, but because of the CONTEXT. You guys have changed my life, thank you. And fuck you Mistress T, I wouldn't jerk off on your god damn pantyhose covered ass no matter how much nasty shit you say to me! You think you're some hot shit bitch, if you want it, you gotta pay for it! ill tell you to stroke you filthy whore..
Where do I go from here? You've stopped me dead in my tracks. I'm pretty sure that the answer is not here, but where? do I call mike tyson and beg him to punch me? do i lay down outside and have someone run me over with a lawnmower? do i go to Africa and throw myself in-front of A RAGING ELEPHANT!! Or do I just close my browser and go on with my life as I have been living. I just don't think I can do it now.... not after this.
I'm sure the ancient Egyptians would have had some crazy shit to say to the native Americans or vikings, but no forum threads on the internet for them so, here we are, following behind them, and look at us!
I can't count myself out of this as I am taking the time the post in this thread, I could care less about any of this.. I honestly hope you all have other things going on in your life that actually do have some value, for to exhaust yourself here, raging about whatever, and I don't care about any point in this argument, my post has nothing to do with the issues, you think there aren't enough issues already you gotta bring up another one and debate it? TO WHAT END! Just to be heard? To know there are other human beings out there, and you can engage them, they will respond to you, you CAN LIVE TOGETHER! Is that what I am supposed to get from this? That I am missing out on a really significant part of the human experience by not getting involved or having any real belief other than Linux is the Truth and the AOL profile was the original facebook?
I don't know man... you will feel how you want about what you want, that's what every one of us will do anyway. all this I believe this and I stand for that and fuck you you're an idiot oohhh check me out I said something half way intelligent and I would like some credit...
Whatever, just please, next time you want to freak out over something that got taken away from you, remember me. Remember, what you did to me, what you did for me. I will never forget you as long as I live.
I hope you all have enjoyed my epic forum post as much as I have enjoyed writing it for you. In life, we have ups and downs, and then there are those moments, you know what I'm talking about!
Thank you all for sharing one of those moments with me.
Be safe, have a wonderful evening, and good night.
